If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?

I eagerly await your responses 8))))

Comment here with one of your character's names for a big block of text about how mine feels about yours. Return the favor!

Although I admit, I have no hopes of matching rude_not_ginger's fantastic haiku responses.

Stark, have you seen this?

Because that's just special.